If you haven’t heard, the highly theatrical, totally gross metal band GWAR will return to the Midtown Ballroom on Saturday night. Check the poster with all the details here.
Tickets cost $22 in advance, but I have a few to give away if you’re looking to save a few bucks. Or if you need to hang on to your money to buy new clothes after the show.
Want two of them? Leave a comment on this page and tell me what your GWAR name would be if you were in the band. (Current members: Oderus Urungus, Beefcake the Mighty, Flattus Maximus, Balsac the Jaws of Death and Jizmak Da Gusha.)
1. KEEP IT RELATIVELY CLEAN. If you don’t keep it clean enough, you will not win.
2. You must be able to pick up your tickets at The Bulletin (1777 S.W. Chandler Ave., Bend) by Friday at noon.
3. You must leave a valid e-mail address so I can get in touch with you.
Ready … set … go!