If you haven’t heard, the highly theatrical, totally gross metal band GWAR will return to the Midtown Ballroom on Saturday night. Check the poster with all the details here.
Tickets cost $22 in advance, but I have a few to give away if you’re looking to save a few bucks. Or if you need to hang on to your money to buy new clothes after the show.
Want two of them? Leave a comment on this page and tell me what your GWAR name would be if you were in the band. (Current members: Oderus Urungus, Beefcake the Mighty, Flattus Maximus, Balsac the Jaws of Death and Jizmak Da Gusha.)
Three rules:
1. KEEP IT RELATIVELY CLEAN. If you don’t keep it clean enough, you will not win.
2. You must be able to pick up your tickets at The Bulletin (1777 S.W. Chandler Ave., Bend) by Friday at noon.
3. You must leave a valid e-mail address so I can get in touch with you.
Ready … set … go!
Tags: GWAR
Ok — Gonna get the ball rolling here…
Ready?….
HARRY BAKUNBALLZ
Layzeus Bloatopuss
Because I cant play a thing or hold a tune. I would be a very fat, lazy, puss dripping, no talent hack up on stage spraying the crowd with bogus puss from festering wounds on my torso. And eating chicken wings…. Ummm chicken wings.
Dragon Spackle the Fire Breather!
skanky mcpatamus!
Gargantuan Wreeker of Anal Rectumus
Slimithia De Snailtrailer!
Couagulatus abortus….
Smegmus Fromundus Forskinis
Coagulatus Abortis 5000
GILGAMESH!
Toe-Jam Sam the Feeler
Donnerpatah The Eater
Bonerus amungus
Congrats to simon and beelz, who each won a pair of tickets.
Thanks to the rest of you for entering. I may pick one more winner from this bunch on Friday … we’ll see … so check back.
Nocturnal dischordus
Paladin the Stroker XD